Submission Status:Complete

I just checked the status of my short story. It said: Complete. That's a euphemism for: “Your story didn't even make it off first base, so why don't you just buzz off.”

That's good news (in a twisted way), because it means that I'm free to send it on to someone else now. Maybe this time I'll find a journal that isn't run by hippies. I'll need some luck, though, so please start wishing for me.